Hello, I hope you are well.

After several emails into the Trunk HQ over the last few weeks I've decided, along with Wisbey and the Bethnal Green Working Men's Club, to put on a Dirty Fan Male evening. This is for one night only, and it's on Wednesday 12th December. Doors at 7ish, performance 8ish. Tickets are £10 on the door on the night, but you have to reserve seats and tables in advance by emailing me and telling me what you'd like. The venue has a capacity of about 130, so you need to be reasonably quick as there are people who want to come every year and ask for tables of 20. It's a most excellent and entertaining way to start the festive season.

Secondly, there is the Trunk "Out Of Order" crazy free night of DJing and stuff at the Old Shoreditch Station on Friday 30th November. 9pm until 3am, it's free to get in, there will be myself and at least one other DJ with a sort of ping pong music policy. It's quite mad. Well it was last time. You can see where it is by going here.

Thirdly there is the final Vision On knees up of the year on Monday (yes Monday) 17th December at The Waiting Room, below The Three Crowns in Stoke Newington. This is the Christmas one and so Claire wants to make a Pantomime Horse. So that's what we'll be doing. Yes, if you've not been before we get drunk, make things, laugh a lot and play music. Although the hospital themed one we did last month was a little on the disturbing side. 

I am currently working on the traditional Trunk Christmas Pudding Mix and news of various festive goodies will be with you soon. Also, if you're stuck for a pressie (I know it's a bit early for some) there have been many rave reviews for a book I thought up last year that has been superbly edited by Ben Thompson and features the letters from The Mary Whitehouse Archive. Ban This Filth! is the name and it's genuinely hilarious, interesting and fascinating.

Finally, thanks for all the Jeff Keen album enquiries, the whole lot (inserts, coloured vinyl, special sleeves) is all being pressed and printed as I type this, so news of that will arrive within the next week or so.

I'm now off to check my spelling.

Thanks for listeing

Jonny