Excellent news for a Thursday; the soundtrack to the Small World Of Sammy Lee is right here right now. It's an album of lovely unreleased jazz music to a superb 1963 X rated movie all about a strip club compare hussling his way out of debt. It's a racey film starring Anthony Newley, with great music by the marvellous Kenny Graham, who was a jazz man years ahead of his time. Well that's what I think.

I have LPs, I have CDs. Marvellous. To get your grubby mitts on these things in advance and for a daft mailing list only price, please read the following instructions:

1) Decide which format you would like - LP, CD or both. The LP is £10 inc postage, the CD £5 inc postage. And yes that is very cheap indeed. In fact the price will go up next time.

2) Find yourself the correct note(s) - £5, £10 etc, obviously if you want two LPs it's £20 etc.

3) Find yourself a piece of paper, upon which you must write i) your name, ii) your address, and iii) what format(s) you would like.

4) At the bottom of the paper draw something small. This could be a dot, a mouse, my knob etc. It doesn't matter how bad this drawing might be. The point is to have a go.

5) Finally wrap your money up in the paper, put it in an envelope and send it here:

Little Jonny Trunk

17 Hereford Street

London

E2 6EX

If you are abroad please drop me a line and we'll sort something out.

There may well be another email tomorrow about 50pFriday but I was so excited about The Small World Of Sammy Lee because it took me about five years to sort out that I just had to tell everyone now.

Thanks for listening

Jonny