Hello, I hope all is groovy. It's pretty groovy here but I have spent most of the week scanning a load of old crap. More about this will be revealed in due course. 

First things first, this is not an email about GDPR. Nope, it's about 50p Friday. And if you are in the UK it's now very nearly half term, which means some time off for children and their ragged parent, like me. I had a poke about for some 50p holiday related recordings and remembered that Part Two of the rare Arnhem Land recordings has not yet been made available, so I made it available. I went to Australia on holiday a few years ago. Never went to Arnhem Land. I also put some other holiday things up too. I shall be listening to Tony Bennett on my half term for sure. All 50p larks are right here. 

Last night I got a weird text from someone I had never heard of, and then it appears I have several other texts from ths very same person but have never realised. One of them links to this clip, which is not what I expected at all. I also got an entertaining phishing email from India, which I have put at the bottom. I reckon if he'd changed "porn web site" to "discogs" or "ebay" he might have stood a chance. 

I now have to do some more scanning (I reckon I have about a week of scanning left) and tomorrow I shall be heading to Cornwall with my rubber ring. I shall be swimming in between thunder storms. 

Thanks for listening

Jonny

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From India with Love:

Hi.

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You hаvе 24 hours after rеading. When I get transfer I will destrоy the vidеotарe еvеrmоrе. Othеr wаy I will sеnd the tape tо аll yоur cоllеаguеs and friends.