Hello, I hope all is groovy. It's groovy here because I am on holiday but I've already expanded my waistline (cheap lager) so my old trunks ping open at the wrong moment now.

I'm in Greece actually so was unable to go and beat everyone up at Greedbag when they told me yesterday that the downloads on the site WERE STILL NOT WORKING. So I went to the Beach Bar and got more cheap lager (Alpha, my new Greek fave) and quickly realised that there are more important things in life. Like Demis.  

BUT, Virgin Witch on vinyl is now back in stock. I have just 50 copies. They can be found here 

Seems like the weather in the UK is super scorchio, so all festivals will be more joyous than usual. Sadly I will miss the wild swimming at Port Elliot this year. 

And finally, just before I left the burning UK on Monday I heard about this all new ridiculously themed ride at Alton Towers. Yes, I kid you not - a pagan-based rollercoaster. And not a virgin Christian in site. 

Thanks for sort of listening

Jonny