Morning, I hope all is well. All pretty good here. But I did have a strange and now classic "Mr Magoo / Jonny Trunk" incident yesterday morning which I feel I should really share... 

So, I got up, put my swimming shorts on, put my sweatshirt on, went downstairs and had a coffee. Then packed my swimming towel, goggles and silicon hat, quickly popped to the loo (for a number 2), flushed, washed hands, went downstairs and found my keys, left the house, cycled to the reservoir, got of my bike, walked into the busy outdoor changing area and then realised as I took my top off that there was something not quite right. I felt something strange. Reaching back further I realsied that somehow the loo cleaning hanging thing that was previously attached to the loo rim at home had somehow hitched itself to my swimming shorts and was dangling off the back, and had been since I left home. Luckily it looked a bit like a plastic cyling safely object. Anyway, I removed the alien toilet sanitising thing and quickly put it into my swimming bag. And then went swimmimg. I got home and put it back where it belonged. 

In other news I had a coffee with John Grant yesterday (and no, I did not take the loo cleaner thing with me). What a lovely man in so many ways. 

Talking of coffee, you need to see this. You may never speak the same way again. 

And Kool Herc's archive is now up for hip hop grabs. 

I'm now off to celebrate my mother in law's 80th birthday. I have bought her some new leather gear.

Thanks for listening as always. 

Jonny

 

New Patreon show drops today. That man from the 80s car park is back again.